The Narrator;

[fairytelling]

[For contacting the Narrator for any purposes.]

Comments

[adogchasingcars]

Aw, c'mon. If you manage to make something like junk food sound cool in your words, that's a pretty awesome feat, yeah?

[fairytelling]

"...That is true," agreed the Narrator, while trying not to sound agreeable to this challenge.

"But first complete my quest!"

[adogchasingcars]

[this is hilarious]

Will do. I'm expecting awesome things from you.