In some dark, gloomy place Piled high with scraps A bunch of teams made a mistake And wandered into a trap.
Four teams traveled through the unknown gallery of Decollage When before them arose horrors like a twisted mirage Each one saw what the other could not Memories they wish they had forgot
In their clothes colored red Cardinal's flock saw themselves dead Corpses that shambled forward and their flesh tore and stretched The birds could not help but retch
Canary was pretty lame. But they made good kindling for flames. They flinched and couldn't help but gasp and thrash. As they watched their own bodies turn to ash!
Sage suffered a tragic accident in their eighties, The cause of death was a heart attack induced by rabies, It was extremely unfortunate, And the funeral costs were extortionate, But at least they died in old age?
That wasn't so bad but we're far from done Some more teams were in on the morbid fun. Iris got to see one heck of a spell. A four way murder was their tell.
Who killed Dear Iris? I, said the Sages, with my axe and rages, I killed Dear Iris.
Who saw them die? I, said the Fawns, with little yawns, I saw them die.
Who caught their blood? I, said the Copper Roses, with deepest woes, I caught their blood.
Who saw them once more? I, said the Shells, in the pits of hell. Dear Iris, Sage, Fawn, and Copper Rose -- I saw them all once more.
This was way too weird, or so it seemed. Maybe this was all some crazy dream? But before the scene could fade to black All the teams dropped dead from heart attacks.
You've forgotten the second part of my request: Post them on all the levels to be reviewed or reviled by the public. Until you do, I refuse to reward you even a single star."
"I am not writing the tale of a decadent pizza for you. What a waste of my talents!" Cried the Narrator, who was quite offended by this sudden interest in oily baked goods.
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Date: 2013-07-30 01:16 am (UTC)[PRESENTING HORROR STORY POEM TO IT 8')]
In some dark, gloomy place
Piled high with scraps
A bunch of teams made a mistake
And wandered into a trap.
Four teams traveled through the unknown gallery of Decollage
When before them arose horrors like a twisted mirage
Each one saw what the other could not
Memories they wish they had forgot
In their clothes colored red
Cardinal's flock saw themselves dead
Corpses that shambled forward and their flesh tore and stretched
The birds could not help but retch
Canary was pretty lame.
But they made good kindling for flames.
They flinched and couldn't help but gasp and thrash.
As they watched their own bodies turn to ash!
Sage suffered a tragic accident in their eighties,
The cause of death was a heart attack induced by rabies,
It was extremely unfortunate,
And the funeral costs were extortionate,
But at least they died in old age?
That wasn't so bad but we're far from done
Some more teams were in on the morbid fun.
Iris got to see one heck of a spell.
A four way murder was their tell.
Who killed Dear Iris?
I, said the Sages,
with my axe and rages,
I killed Dear Iris.
Who saw them die?
I, said the Fawns,
with little yawns,
I saw them die.
Who caught their blood?
I, said the Copper Roses,
with deepest woes,
I caught their blood.
Who saw them once more?
I, said the Shells,
in the pits of hell.
Dear Iris, Sage, Fawn, and Copper Rose --
I saw them all once more.
This was way too weird, or so it seemed.
Maybe this was all some crazy dream?
But before the scene could fade to black
All the teams dropped dead from heart attacks.
Bam.
By the way, do you do pizza requests?
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Date: 2013-07-30 01:19 am (UTC)You've forgotten the second part of my request: Post them on all the levels to be reviewed or reviled by the public. Until you do, I refuse to reward you even a single star."
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Date: 2013-07-30 01:24 am (UTC)Now what about pizza?
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Date: 2013-07-30 01:33 am (UTC)Also, why am I suddenly a blond?"I do not do pizza," muttered the Narrator. What part of narration whispered into the dark hearts of men: I also provide pizza?
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Date: 2013-07-30 01:34 am (UTC)Can you write about pizza?
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Date: 2013-07-30 01:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-30 01:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-30 01:42 am (UTC)"But first complete my quest!"
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Date: 2013-07-30 01:44 am (UTC)Will do. I'm expecting awesome things from you.