The Narrator;

[fairytelling]

[For contacting the Narrator for any purposes.]

Comments

[fairytelling]

"No.

You've forgotten the second part of my request: Post them on all the levels to be reviewed or reviled by the public. Until you do, I refuse to reward you even a single star."

[adogchasingcars]

I'm still gonna do that, just wanted you to check it out first. Give the piece to whoever needs it when I do.

Now what about pizza?

[fairytelling]

Also, why am I suddenly a blond?

"I do not do pizza," muttered the Narrator. What part of narration whispered into the dark hearts of men: I also provide pizza?

[adogchasingcars]

I dunno, nothing about narration screams tea to me, either.

Can you write about pizza?

[fairytelling]

"I am not writing the tale of a decadent pizza for you. What a waste of my talents!" Cried the Narrator, who was quite offended by this sudden interest in oily baked goods.

[adogchasingcars]

Aw, c'mon. If you manage to make something like junk food sound cool in your words, that's a pretty awesome feat, yeah?

[fairytelling]

"...That is true," agreed the Narrator, while trying not to sound agreeable to this challenge.

"But first complete my quest!"

[adogchasingcars]

[this is hilarious]

Will do. I'm expecting awesome things from you.